The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
WELL-HANDLED SOLUTIONS
Listen to me, all of you!
Now that Her Highness is held by the United Planets Space Force...
...we haven't a moment to lose!
Now is the time for us to unite our power...
...and recover our empress from the accursed UPSF!
Wait!
We generals only move on Her Highness' orders!
As prime minister, you have no authority to give orders!
What are you saying. With Her Highness gone...
...I hold complete authority over the Empire.
No, we of the Raalgon Imperial Forces...
...will only lay down our lives for Her Highness!
If Her Highness doesn't return soon...
...it could end up ripping our empire in half!
Or else...
Tylor, keep Her Highness safe!
CHEERS!
All right! Good job!
Wow, this is great, you all throwing this party for me.
Glad You're Well, Captain!
What're you talkin' about?
Glad You're Well, Captain! If it weren't for you, we'd all be goners by now!
Glad You're Well, Captain!
C'mon, have some more!
The captain performs when he needs to.
The captain's the star of the show tonight!
So stay with us till the party's over!
Mr. Tylor's so wonderful!
Yeah! He'd sacrifice himself to save his crew!
It's not just that. He's an exceptionally kind man, too.
He can stare death in the face and never lose his cool.
I wonder how his brain works?
Tylor's a real enigma.
No more...
Captain, we brought you something great to celebrate your recovery.
Something great?
Check it out.
What's? That...
Isn't that a?!
Keep your voice down!
I'd like to say it's a present, but this is our greatest treasure!
So, once you watch it, we want it back, okay?
Now, if Yuriko should find it and confiscate it...
Or if you should accidentally erase it, then...
Then what?
Let's just say that saying "I'm sorry" won't save you.
Roger. Glad to see my crew cares so much about me.
Leave him alone, you people! Paco-Paco is my beloved pet!
So treat him well!
Paco-Paco?! That's great!
How rude! And just what is so amusing?!
Azalyn, calm down.
This is just how we greet each other on the Soyokaze.
A greeting?
Yeah. Oh, Azalyn, are we going to do what Mr. Yamamoto said?
You know, that regulation about the treatment of prisoners.
The one that says we have to treat you well.
UPSF regulations, article 13, paragraph 7.
The treatment of prisoners of war.
That's the one!
Sir, it's my opinion that, for her sake...
...we treat her as the regs say we should. So?
It's your call, Azalyn.
Well...
Paco-Paco, I shall stay here.
Really?
Yes.
I don't know how to put it, but there's something good...
...on this vessel which is missing from the Melva.
Pretty sharp, Highness.
It didn't take you long to spot what's good about this ship.
Some people who've been here a long time still don't see it.
Right, Mr. Yamamoto?
Although, truthfully, even Mr. Yamamoto understands now.
Come on! Come on! Let's keep this going!
Pardon me!
Your Highness, to prevent any incidents, we will be...
We will be locking the door!
Good night and sleep well!
So? How'd it go?
Check, complete!
Damn it, what are you staring at?!
It was a fun party and I know how they all feel...
...but I wish they never gave me this tape.
Paco-Paco is so late. He must be fooling around somewhere.
What's he doing?
No matter. I'll get back at him for being late by scaring him!
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Oh, no! It's erasing!
Come on! Please!
Oh, man, if I don't stop it, they'll kill me!
Excuse us!
Captain, if you were in, why didn't you answer?
Huh? You're sweating. Is something wrong?
Uh... Oh, no! It's nothing, really!
Anyway, what can I do for you?
Mr. Tylor...
Will you listen to what we have to say?
To say?
Right!
So tell me.
Emi, come on!
No, you go first, Sis.
No, you go first.
I'm too shy!
I can't say it!
Sis, come on!
Come on, Emi!
I can't!
Emi, hurry up!
I can't!
What are you trying to say?
Mr. Tylor, you're always ready to risk your life for us.
And you're also so thoughtful.
Too bad everyone doesn't seem to realize that.
So, we made up our minds!
Please... Let us be your lovers!
Wha- What?!
Oh, I have to find some way to stop this!
Telling them "I'm sorry" isn't going to work!
Y- You mean we should keep our relationship...
...the way it is, Mr. Tylor?
If you feel you should apologize, just forget about what we just said.
Umm... That's not what I meant...
I see... Paco-Paco isn't interested in younger women.
Then I shall have to use more mature wiles on him.
Lieutenant Yamamoto.
Commander Star. I thought you'd be here.
Yeah, I figured I'd straighten up before going to bed.
And you, Lieutenant Yamamoto?
Yes, well... I was raised in a strict military home...
...so I can’t just ignore this mess!
I've also tried to live my life like a soldier...
Lieutenant Yamamoto.
Yes?
Can you remember the things you thought about when you were 16?
When I was 16?
So, what did you want to talk about, Lieutenant Kim?
Look, Tylor, you'd like to go out with me, right?
Sure. So?
I've never called you captain, you know.
To be honest, I didn't think much of you when we first met.
Oh, I see...
But I feel differently now. How can I put it?
I was always trying so hard to be a good soldier AND a real woman.
But when I saw how carefree you were...
...I realized I was knocking myself out for nothing.
No kidding...
Thanks to you, I feel so much better about my life.
And that's when I thought of it.
That I'd want to live with a man like you for the rest of my life.
So, you see, Tylor...
Tylor?
You really are an idiot!
Oh, I totally agree with you...
I'm going back to my room!
Feel free to visit if you want to talk again.
As if! I'll never try to have a serious talk with you again!
Guess I said something wrong to her.
Wonder what she wanted to talk to me about?
Damn! This is no time to be wondering about that!
I see... Paco-Paco doesn't deal well...
...with extremely forward people, either.
I'm learning so much by watching him like this!
What we should do with the empress?
Yes. I wanted to ask you about what you think...
...we should do with her, Lieutenant.
It's obvious!
We should turn her over to HQ and let them decide what to do.
The brass will probably use her as a trump card in the war.
Which means our forces will win!
As the ones who captured her, we'll be proclaimed heroes...
...and go down in history as the ones who led the way to victory!
Umm... Well, I think that's the right answer to give.
Of course you're right. And as a UPSF officer...
...I agree that it's the correct answer to give.
But...
But?
The empress is just a young girl.
To use a child like that as tool in a war...
Is that right?
That's!
But she's the empress of an enemy state!
She's also a very innocent 16-year-old girl.
I know it's a love that can lead nowhere!
But I don't know how to respond to feelings that burn like this!
Maybe you just had a little too much to drink.
Harumi, I think you should calm down.
I can't calm down!
I've never had feelings like this before.
What would a human woman do? What should I do?!
Please, Captain Tylor, tell me!
How do I know for sure it's love?! How do I be a real human woman?!
Hold on, please, Harumi!
We don't have time for this!
We don't have time for this?
That's right! You're right!
We don't have time for this!
You're right, Captain. We're fighting a war.
Now isn't the time to be thinking of such things!
Good night, Captain! Excuse me.
Right...
Paco-Paco, even directly stating love to you doesn't work, either.
And he's so popular with all the women on board!
But hiding here let me see how Paco-Paco really feels!
All I must do now is take courage and confess my love!
Of course! The remote control!
I'll be able to stop it with the remote!
Oh, the remote... The remote... Where's the remote?!
There it is!
AZALYN?!
Hi...
Azalyn! What... What are you doing here?!
Well, I...
Tell me.
Captain, are you still up?
Y- Yuriko...
Captain?
What can I do for you?
Sorry to bother you, but there's something we need to discuss.
Discuss? What, you, too?!
Oh, forget it. Private joke.
Oh, great! Is she going to say she loves Paco-Paco now?!
You see, what I want to discuss...
...is the Raalgon empress we're holding prisoner aboard this ship.
Goza the 16th.
You mean Azalyn?!
What? It's about me?
So, what about Azalyn?
The Soyokaze will soon be rejoining the UPSF main fleet.
The high command will naturally want us to turn her over to them.
What do you plan to do when that happens?
I want you to tell me honestly what you think you'll do!
What would you do, Yuriko?
I... It's...
Well?
I... I don't know...
Yeah. Neither do I.
I don't know, but I'm not handing Azalyn over to them.
Captain!
Paco-Paco!
Even you must see that's the best thing to do, Yuriko.
Well, yes, but...
It'll cause all sorts of trouble...
You wouldn't have a plan, would you, Captain?
Nope.
Not one.
Understood, sir.
Well done, Paco-Paco. I like his way of doing things the best.
Good night, Captain.
Sure. Good night.
Stop! Stop! Please, stop!
No good! Then the only thing left to try is!
Paco-Paco, what did you just do?
There's smoke coming out of it.
Oh, Lieutenant Yamamoto. What's wrong?
Lieutenant Yamamoto?
Well, I've been thinking about what to do with the empress.
Now my stomach's started to ache from it.
It's strange... I thought I knew the right thing to do, but...
I think that's a good sign.
What in the world just happened?
Paco-Paco?
We're finally alone, Paco-Paco.
Will you listen to me now?
You see... You see, Paco-Paco, I...
I think that I!
Paco-Paco? Are you asleep?
But I waited so long...
Darn it, Paco-Paco! Wake up!
Oh, Paco-Paco...
According to our reports, the destroyer Soyokaze...
...is holding the Raalgon empress prisoner.
Our victory is ensured.
Hold it! Before we discuss the all-out attack...
...we should decide on a punishment for the Soyokaze.
They went off on their own against orders!
And made up for it by capturing the Raalgon empress!
We'll just have to let it slide this time.
Planning our upcoming operation is more important now.
Admiral Mifune.
Looks like no one's interested in the Soyokaze now.
Order the entire fleet to assemble!
The UPSF fleet will rendezvous with the Soyokaze...
...and then launch an all-out attack on the Raalgon Empire!
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Next Episode
It happened one night with the empress.
2 x 1 = 2, 2 x 2 = 4, 2 x 3 = 6, 2 x 4 = 8.
Multiplication? But isn't that another word for?!!
Next time, "Paco-Paco Junior!" Watch for it.
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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